This is one of those times when my first thought is so horrible I hesitate to share it. So instead, I will go in this direction:
What does it say about you when you think having a 3 inch newborn baby to carry around and tuck into its little pillow or show off depending on your whim? At that size, you can take it with you where ever you go, bingo night, the Dollar General, or therapy. With your sweet little newborn in your palm, you might be able to talk about what brought you to that place where you thought owning an All Snuggled Up newborn pocket baby would bring you happiness and fulfillment.
Good luck!
Thanks to Jeanine H. for this submission.
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