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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Masterfully Crapped


American by design, but imported from God knows where. My money is on China. This five inch sculpture would make a great gift for the person who has everything, or maybe for the person who has nothing. Here's how it would go:

A: Here you go!

B: Gee, thanks. What is it?

A: It's a glass tiger!

B: How can you tell?

A: See, it has stripes! It's art glass. Very dramatic.

B: I thought it was a ring holder. Or a chopstick rest. Or a little can opener, maybe.

A: Well, I suppose you could use it like any of those. But it is really a treasure, capturing the beauty of the world's largest cat. See its power?

B: If you say so. I'm not a big collector of tiger art glass.

A: You are now!

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