No More Excuses

I have been saying for years that I didn't want a dog because I didn't want to pick up one more creature's poop. I guess now I don't have to.

On the one side, I don't think I could proudly walk my dog knowing that it was wearing an ass harness with a plastic bag over its anus. How humiliating, for both the dog and owner. I can't imagine a dog wearing a bag of shit. I would think it would stop walking and chew through it. And does it use any old ziploc snack bag, or are there special ass bags that come with it?

On the other side, look at how big those dog's balls look. That harness really showcases his dog junk.

Thanks to Beth D. for her submission.