"Mom, what's for dinner?""I don't know. Why not look in the pantry for a sandwich?"
If only it were that easy...well, now it is! Who wants to mess with all that bread, taking out a knife, spreading the peanut butter, licking off the knife, then spreading the jelly, slapping the bread together. Ugh, so many steps! Now, it's just a matter of pulling the pop top, and poof! Sandwich time! Why, Mom will be positively obsolete!
Of course, you still have to chew it, but maybe a premasticated version of Candwich will be available soon. So why just have a sandwich, when you could have a Candwich?
(Thanks to Tom C. for this submission.)
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