Snoring can be caused by any number of things: sleep apnea, a deviated septum, obesity, sinus problems, you name it. But I bet you never thought the answer was right in your underwear drawer. That's right, all you need is a thong on your chin, and you will sleep like a baby, or maybe like a satisfied panty sniffer after a happy ending.
Forget that uncomfortable C-PAP machine! Throw away your Breathe Right strips! Cancel that rhinoplasty! Drop your panties, hook them on your ears, and get ready for a quiet and restful night's sleep.
But don't order yours today for $89.97. Victoria's Secret has the same thing right now, 5 for $25. Some to wear, some to share. Sleep tight!
i saw a great marquee today and thought of you!
ReplyDeleteit was a church on wade hampton that read:
"RESULT OF SIN? DEATH" so much love in that message i wanted to go home and kick the dog.