Granny Needs a New Bidet

But how to get one? Granny is on a fixed income. She can't wipe her own ass, and cannot afford to pay a Jamaican to do it for her. Maybe this creepy looking dude will do it. Oh, wait, it's toilet seat! It washes you clean, how about that? Grandma might not understand how it works, but she knows her corn hole will be shiny clean, and she doesn't even have to muss her hands.

Can you think of a better way to restore Granny's independence and dignity (after she admits to having trouble wiping?) Treat her to one today, and maybe if you're lucky, she'll leave it to you in her will.