Buy This or Someone Will Die

We can walk for the cure. We can run for the cure. We can ride for the cure and race for the cure. And now, you can "Paws" for the cure as well.

Normally this where I would say something snarky about the dog. But honestly, I can't do it nearly the justice that its own fine print does. So here goes:

"Everyone knows breast cancer is nothing to bark about. That's why this adorable pup is ready to lend a helping 'paw' in the crusade to find a cure." This "cute little sculptural Yorkie" is going to "sniff out a cure." She is wearing "an inspiring charm conveying 'hope.'" And her blank stare "is sure to instill hope in the hearts of all!" But go ahead and order it, because "I need send no money now."

That's a tall order for a 3 1/2 inch piece of dog crap, don't you think?