Who doesn't have room for one of these "Heavenly Handfuls?" Seriously, it's only six inches long. I wanted to say something funny about it, but instead I will quote from the small print:" Tiny enough to carry along with you to give you a delightful boost on the toughest day." Most of us would rather just have a bag of M&M's. If carrying around a newborn doll dressed in a candy themed onsie is what brightens your spirits, your life is even more pathetic than you realized.Tuesday, February 16, 2010
"I Melt for No One"
Who doesn't have room for one of these "Heavenly Handfuls?" Seriously, it's only six inches long. I wanted to say something funny about it, but instead I will quote from the small print:" Tiny enough to carry along with you to give you a delightful boost on the toughest day." Most of us would rather just have a bag of M&M's. If carrying around a newborn doll dressed in a candy themed onsie is what brightens your spirits, your life is even more pathetic than you realized.
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Gabe was supposed to carry a hard boiled egg around for parenting class, and he was tripped and dropped it on the first day. I wonder if he would've been more careful if he had to pretend to take care of one of these things.
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