Hell's Amphibians

Ever wonder why there are so many dead frogs in the road? It's because they don't wear helmets. Duh! But they do wear leather, and studded cuff bracelets, and patriotic bandannas on their heads. And with those glassy eyes, he's got to be all hopped up on meth or something. I almost wish I had a biker friend so I would have an excuse to buy this thing.